Augh!

Caffeine Units: 5.5
Number of Broken Phones: 2
Face creams used: 5
Alcohol Units Needed: 3
Children's Sports Practices Attended: 2

Less than 24 hours after $400 crackberry purchase it is BROKEN. Or at least "frozen." I had to take it back to the store where they told me I couldn't return it (I threw box into recycle bin and mailed receipt in for rebate) but not to worry b/c this HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. All I need to do is pop the battery in and out while the phone is on and it resets. So it turns out I have purchased lemon instead of berry.

To add insult to injury, SIM card transferred phone numbers from about a year ago, not current list of numbers, so if you are a new friend you are pretty much now erased from my life. And no, I can't retrieve the numbers from the phone's memory because I chucked my old broken phone in the recycle bin at the store. This recycling thing is biting me in the ass, I swear.

And to prove I'm really cursed, it turns out my landline is also not working and probably hasn't been working for some time. I need to call Com-crap-stic and deal with that issue as well. AUGHHHHHHHHH!!!