Saturday, September 15, 2007

Hair on her Thinny Chin Chin

To tell or not to tell? Having lunch with a friend and I am distracted by this strange long white tuft of hair under her chin -- I am talking a small bit of fluff like a billy goat. Clearly she had waxed or something and missed a spot, because it was hanging down just like a billy goat's gruff -- is what they call it?

I was mesmerized, paralyzed, traumatized. I had no tweezers on me, so if I said something hey, care to go to the ladies' and tweeze? I couldn't fix the situation. But clearly I was behaving strangely because at one point she said "do I have something on my chin?" Uh, no, just a whole bunch of long ugly white hairs that make you look like a billy goat.

Oh God, what is a girl to do? And yes, I did run to the bathroom to make sure there was no hair on my Thinny Chin Chin (which by the way, is shoring up nicely with its twice daily applications)

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