Minutes spent checking for Billy Goat hair: 5
Alcohol Units: 3
Baths refilled: 2
Chinese Food Flab Factor: 2.5
Facial Creams: 5.5 (hey it's Saturday, I had extra time)
Unexpected nocturnal eclipse: both children and husband out of house. What do I do? Order Chinese and take a bath. Daughter's friend's father (got that?) calls, is it okay to upload video of girls dancing to Hannah Montana onto You Tube? Hmmmmmmm. Not sure about that one. Probably not okay, but how do I say no freaking way without sounding like a freak?
Reality Checks Needed: at least 2 by my count
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