Pounds Gained: 3
Toilets Fixed: 1
Caffeine Units: 3
Alcohol Units: Waiting Until Noon
After a month of hard sweaty work trying to improve myself in the two short years before I turn forty I have gained 3 pounds! This is terrible. I have been working out 4 times a week -- at least -- and this is the thanks I get? And stop with that BS about muscle weighing more than fat.
On the plus column dear Forty Plus friend D taught me how to make delish Chicken Saltinbucca (pound sage leaf and piece of prosciutto into chicken breast then brown, finish in oven, make tasty sauce from stuff left over in pan and wine and shallots). Weehah!
On negative side, I am fixing toilets and still haven't began finishing novel. Also invited 40 people (and their 40 kids) to fancy horse race party to be held in 6 days and haven't begun planning menu. Alcohol Units Desperately Needed!
Red Alert Running out of firming Cream and found two gross facial hairs and one gross nasal hair. No gray pubies, though!!!!!!!!!!
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