Gigantic Bags of Halloween Candy eaten: 2 (not all today!)
CVS stores visited ISO small Pink Devil Princess Fairy thing: 5
Alcohol Units: 3
Caffeine Units: 4
Pizzas ordered for baseball practice: 2
I am almost too embarrassed to blog. I actually drove to 5 different CVS stores in search of some strange Pink Devil Fairy Princess costume my daughter wants in size small. All stores only have size large. She freaks out and I resolve to order costume from over priced catalogue only to discover COSTUME IS NOT MADE IN SIZE SMALL. So excessive carbon imprint made by my SUV driving all over creation for a freaking Halloween costume was irrelevant. Object of my daughter's desire DOES NOT EXIST. I am so freaking stupid I could just scream. WHY did I do such a thing? No wonder I need so many creams and cannot finish long over due novel.
Strangely, despite horrifyingly stupid day, I am okay. I have no idea why, perhaps it is b/c creams are most effective while drinking wine.
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