Sunday, September 16, 2007

Tip of the Day

Do not order sushi and tempura from Thai-Chinese-Sushi takeout place. You would think that even Bart Simpson could figure this out, so why not soon-to-be-forty me? Also, please try to remember that tempura gives one heartburn and causes bloating that can make one appear three months pregnant overnight! You know this, girlfriend, so why did you eat it?

If I had the answer to that I'd be sitting on a lear jet.

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