Baggage

Went with Hubby to NYC for swanky awards dinner for client. TIP: do not eat an entire bag of pistachios the morning of a big event. The salt in the nuts when straight to my face and I ended up with huge puffy bags under my eyes. Honest to God, I looked like Bill Clinton (with better hair and boobs). So an hour before the event I am in panic mode. The more cover up I use the worse they look. Horror. In desperation I rubbed every bit of cream I could find in my overnight bag into the bags and had two vodka tonics. I am not sure which was more helpful, the VTs or the cream -- but I felt much improved.

RSVP

Invitations Sent: 40
RSVPs received: 5
Alcohol Units 1.5

I am trying to be nice and laid back about this, but RSVP means RESPOND YOU STUPID VILE PERSON!!!!! Fancy horse party is in three days and I have no idea how much booze/food to have on hand. Don't my friends know how I feel about aging and that STRESS causes your free radicals to freak out and make one look even older than one is?

Must run, time for school run and face cream application. Must double up in times of stress.

Is it a good or bad thing that hubby thinks I should keep using my Thinny Thin Chin???? Hmmm.

You Know You're Old When . . .

A certain shade of turquoise does not remind you of a Tiffany's Box but rather the exact shade of Tylenol P.M. Heaven help me. Another addiction.