In my continued quest for enlightenment, self-improvement and the perfect face cream I decided to get with the program and buy an iPod. Turns out that technology is not the problem -- downloading music is easier than playing a CD. It turns out -- get this -- I have DEFORMED EARS. Those stupid little ear buds simply won't go in/stay in/fit in my ears. I have to wear a stocking cap over my head to keep the damn things anywhere in the vicinity of my ears. This looks very strange when it is 70 degrees out.
Why didn't anyone ever mention this deformity to me in the past? How could I have overlooked it? Perhaps this is why my husband has told me to never, ever cut my hair short (that and hair sex).
So what to do? Does Apple accept returns from deformed people???
Beauty Tip of the Day: Never let them see your ears.
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