A new low for me.
I have flunked out as a Toothfairy. Not only did I lose my daughter's tooth, but she left a nice note and asked the toothfairy for her signature and guess what . . . The stupid tooth fairy didn't come. I felt like the world's biggest loser.
(Mommy got in the tub with a glass of wine and forgot all about the lost tooth, the note, etc.)
Luckily it turned out the Toothfairy did actually come, but the money fell under the bed -- Thank God for gullible children.
I'm a lout. I deserve unwanted facial hair. I deserve wrinkles and warts.
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