I'm nearly a month older and have very little to show for it. I have good excuses, but really, who cares? Thanks to a new cream called Procrastination Preventer that I have recently patented I should be back to my old neurotic self now.
Now, if only there was a cream for this unwanted freaking facial hair --- I'm off to make a threading appointment. And to chase Keifer Sutherland around the park. Think he's into flirting with soon-to-be-forty-something fans? It's been a great weekend, Keifer, Bono, George Clooney and Sting are all in town. And here I am, searching for creams on the Internet and driving around in circles to soccer games. C'est la Vie.
Alcohol Units Consumed During Absence: Betty Ford Quantities
Nicotine Units: 6 (shame, shame)
Number of Neighbors Intoxicated at Trick of Cocktails Party: ALL
Number of Compromising Photos of Said Neighbors Dancing to Thriller: 11
New Creams Tried: 3
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