Back Fat

Oh my freaking God, I have Back Fat.

This discovery, made in dressing room of Tar-jay while trying on Isaac Mizrahi, Libertine and Alice Tempersley for Target (which are neat looking until you put them on and realize they were sewn in a country with workers less skilled than those in China -- maybe ok to wear to dark club, but who goes to dark club at my age????). Back to the Back Fat. I need to lie down. I cannot deal with this. Is there anything so disgusting as jowls on your back? Please tell me they make a cream for this or I am never going to make it through the next 724 days.